You got to love karaoke! Who doesn’t love getting drunk with a room full of equally drunk people and pretending like you’re on America’s Got Talent?
That is why I have compiled a list full of classic karaoke songs and paired them with the zodiac signs. Don’t forget to check your moon and rising signs as well as your sun sign. If you don’t know your birth chart, you can check it here.
Don’t forget to tip your karaoke hosts!
Aries – Seven Nation Army
With lyrics like “I’m gonna fight ‘em all, a seven nation army couldn’t hold me back,” how could I not pair Aries with this song? The cardinal fire sign will enjoy screaming it at the top of their lungs. But if Aries wants to sing something a bit more sultry, they can always sing the cover by Postmodern Jukebox.
Taurus – Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend
Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and luxury. So they will enjoy singing a song that extols the value of romantic affairs and shiny things. As they croon, they will embody the blonde bombshell herself, Marilyn Monroe. Or maybe they will embody Satine from Moulin Rouge.
Gemini – Rumor Has it
Geminis are the most communicative sign in the zodiac. So it stands to reason that they would also be the biggest gossips in the zodiac. So they will undoubtedly enjoy belting the scandalous song by the powerhouse British songstress Adele.
Cancer – Put Your Records On
I was debating whether I should pair this song with Cancer or Pisces, but Cancer ultimately won out. Cancer season brings in the summer, so they will love this sweet and sentimental song about relaxing and cheering themselves up on a pleasant summer day. Don’t be surprised if the whole karaoke bar starts singing this one with you.
Leo – Jolene
I am willing to bet money on the fact that the titular red-headed temptress in Dolly Parton’s iconic song was a Leo. It is only fitting that a fire sign would have flaming locks of auburn hair. Leos will light up the room as they embody the flirtatious subject of this song. Also, Dolly should just leave her man for Jolene. Let’s see if my editor leaves that line in. [Editor’s note: Agree 💯.]
Virgo – Truth Hurts
Lizzo is a Taurus, but her moon is in Virgo, so I’m sure she would want her fellow earth signs to be paired with one of her most iconic songs. Lyrics like “help you with your career, just a little,” will resonate with Virgos and their helpful nature as they sing them. However, their pragmatism will relate far more to the words “that’s the sound of me not calling you back.”
Libra – Wannabe
Libras are one of the most sociable signs in the zodiac. This is partly because they are shameless flirts, but it is also because they love their friends more than anything. They will have a blast singing this pop classic with their group of friends at karaoke.
Scorpio – Mr. Brightside
Scorpios are known to be one of the most sensual signs in the zodiac, as well as one of the most jealous ones. So they will relate to this song about a man watching someone they love fraternizing with someone else. I’m sure they will have fun yelling this song at the top of their lungs.
Sagittarius – I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Sagittarians are known for their nearly insatiable wanderlust. They also love to party. So they will enjoy singing this song about a man promising to walk a thousand miles to be with the person he loves with a bar full of happy, drunk patrons.
Capricorn – Don’t Stop Believing
The cardinal earth sign gets paired with a karaoke classic. Capricorns are known to be one of the most ambitious signs in the zodiac. And you can’t be ambitious without believing in yourself. They will enjoy singing this iconic Journey song and encouraging the whole bar to sing along.
Aquarius – Champagne Supernova
I can see an Aquarius experiencing a moment of existentialism after a few vodka cranberries, getting up to the mic and singing their heart out to this song. Sometimes it is easier for the fixed air sign to relate to others through music than through regular words. And this song will certainly help them relate on an emotional and metaphysical level.
Pisces – Dreams
Thanks to TikTok, everyone wants to sing this at karaoke. Pisces are known for their dreamy nature, so of course they get paired up with this song. Pisces are also known to have empathic and psychic tendencies, so they will love the lyrics “here I go again, I see the crystal visions.”
Ophiuchus – Tequila
I can’t provide a proper explanation. All you need to know is that Ophiuchus is not a real zodiac sign and that this video is hilarious.