Your Ideal Podcast, According to Astrology

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Searching for your next favorite podcast? Look no further! We've rounded up 12 recommendations based on the zodiac signs. Happy listening!

We all love podcasts. But once you finish one it can be hard to find another that will captivate you. So I have compiled a list of podcasts that I think the zodiac signs will love! I have even included backup podcasts on the list, just in case! Don’t forget to check your moon and rising sign as well as your sun sign! 

Aries – Hello From The Magic Tavern

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Aries have an innate love of adventure, irreverent humor, and stories of unlikely heroes. And this podcast has all that and more! The podcast tells the story of creator Arnie Niekamp falling through a dimensional rift behind a Chicago Burger King and landing in the fantastical land of Foon. There he befriends Chunt the talking Badger (Adal Rifai), Usidore the Wizard (Matt Young), and many other magical creatures whom they meet on their adventures.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something just as silly and adventurous, try The Adventure Zone.

Taurus – My Dad Wrote A Porno

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Imagine reading a novel that your dad wrote. It may be a little awkward, but it would be somewhat interesting. Now imagine reading a pornographic novel that your dad wrote. That would be more than a little awkward but way more interesting. This is the premise for the Taureans’ ideal podcast! In it, we follow Jamie Morton along with his friends James Cooper and Alice Levene as they read a dirty book written by his father, and in doing so, learns more about the man whom he calls “Dad.” Taureans will love the lascivious yet wholesome nature of the podcast. 

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something similar, try Nice Girls Reading Naughty Books

Gemini – Dark History

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Geminis are known for their insatiable need to absorb as much information about the world around them as possible. That is where the beautiful Bailey Sarian comes in. In this podcast she sheds light on all the darker aspects of the past that our history books are too afraid to teach us. Geminis will appreciate how Bailey adds a bit of humor without detracting from the importance of the stories. 

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something just as historical and mysterious, try Stuff They Didn’t Want You Know.

Cancer – Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services

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I couldn’t decide whether or not to pair this podcast with Cancer or Pisces, but Cancer ultimately won out. This podcast, starring Lisette Alvarez, tells the story of a young solitary witch named Kalila Stormfire, who while trying to manage her own magickal business has to come to terms with emotional turmoil and past trauma using therapeutic shadow work. Cancerians will appreciate the visceral imagery of how emotions are personified. They will also appreciate the themes of compassion and critical thinking.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something just as witchy, try If I Go Missing, the Witches Did it.

Leo – The Orbiting Human Circus

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Leo loves humor and sentimentality just as much as they love being the center of attention. And that is why they will love this fun and charming podcast, starring Julian Koster and John Cameron Mitchell. The Orbiting Human Circus tells the story of a circus on top of the Eiffel Tower. There we meet an awkward janitor who dreams of performing with the entertainers whom he admires so much. Leos will appreciate the theatrical and intriguing elements of the narrative.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something equally theatrical, try Musicals with Cheese.

Virgo – My Favorite Murder

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There is an ongoing joke in the astrology community that most serial killers are Virgos. Studies show that that is not actually true, but Virgos still enjoy a good true crime podcast all the same. The mutable earth sign will appreciate this podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, as it allows them to safely indulge in their love of the macabre. They will also appreciate the well-researched stories and relatable hosts.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something similar, try Serial.

Libra – Large Nerdron Collider

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Libras always love finding a middle ground. That is why this is the perfect podcast for them! Co-hosts Ariel Kasten and Jonathan Strickland talk about all the nerdy things that fill their hearts with glee. And at the end of each episode, they mash up two completely different bits of pop culture, with hilarious results. Libras will appreciate how the hosts are able to seamlessly blend these properties.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something just as charming and diplomatic, try Conversations With People Who Hate Me.

Scorpio – Wooden Overcoats

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This podcast has everything that Scorpios love. Romance, death, and brooding existentialism bordering on farcical parody! Wooden Overcoats starring Belinda Lang, Felix Trench, Beth Eyre, Tom Crowley, and many others, tells the story of two rival morticians who are constantly trying to outdo each other’s funerals and win over the love of their small town denizens. You can guess that this quest is quite an… undertaking! My editor is going to hate that joke. 

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something else dark yet uplifting, try Alice Isn’t Dead.

Sagittarius – Lore

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Sagittarians love to learn new facts and trivia and Aaron Menkhe has just the podcast for them. This podcast sheds light on the actual history of modern-day folklore and urban legends. Sure we have all heard of the overblown stories of mysterious killers and terrifying cryptids. But where did these tales actually come from? The fire sign will appreciate the captivating and well-researched stories.  

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something fictional and philosophical, try The Black Tapes.

Capricorn – Queens

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Capricorns love true crime just as much as Virgos do! They also love being in charge. So they will love this hilarious podcast detailing the amazing and in some cases deadly lives of history’s most infamous queens. Hosts Katy and Nathan take the listener on a journey through time as they talk about the lives, loves, contributions, and crimes of these powerful women.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something a bit more cerebral, try The Left Right Game.

Aquarius – Old Gods Of Appalachia

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Aquarians are often characterized as lone wolves and social justice warriors, so they will absolutely love this dark and compelling podcast written by Cam Collins and Steve Shell. This anthology series tells the story of outsiders and witches who use old magic and wisdom to protect their loved ones and fight against the evil forces threatening to swallow up their small towns and possibly even their souls.

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something with a little more levity, try Victoriosity.

Pisces – Welcome To Nightvale

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People often think that Pisces live in their own little world. And if they did that world would be the small desert community of Nightvale! The dreamy water sign will enjoy Cecil Baldwin’s narration as he hosts an in-world radio show detailing the lives of the denizens in this peculiar town. Pisces will appreciate the musical “weather” segments as well as the poetry that is featured in a few episodes. 

If you have already listened to this podcast and are looking for something a bit sillier, try Hey Riddle Riddle.

Ophiuchus – The Podcast That Shall Not Be Named

Ophiuchus does not get a podcast because it is not a real zodiac sign. But if it did get a podcast, they would probably get some mediocre podcast hosted by a washed-up old game show host who espouses nonsense. Good thing a podcast like that does not exist.

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