The Crumbl Cookie Zodiac!

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This zodiac list will make your mouth water!

Crumbl Cookies have taken the world by storm! And I know what you’re thinking. “I know all of the flavors are delicious, but which one is the right one for me?” I am so glad you asked!

Today we are going to be pairing the zodiac signs with their ideal Crumbl cookie. Don’t forget to check your moon and rising sign as well as your sun sign! You can check your birth chart here.


Aries- S’mores


This is the perfect cookie for Aries simply because s’mores are the perfect snack for Aries! Not only do the adventurous cardinal fire signs get to enjoy these snacks while camping, but they get to enjoy them while sitting next to a roaring campfire. Plus, Aries are the warriors of the zodiac and warriors like to stab things. And when you make s’mores you have to stab marshmallows with skewers!

Let’s see if my editor keeps that last sentence in!

Taurus- Peanut Butter Creme


Taureans will love this giant Nutter Butter! I often call Taureans wholesome hedonists because they are sweet and helpful but they also love the finer things in life. So peanut butter creme would be the ideal cookie flavor for them! Like the fixed earth sign, peanut butter creme is also sweet, wholesome, and decadent.

Gemini- Cookies & Cream


Since Geminis are represented by the Twins, one could say that they are doubly awesome! Do you know what else is doubly awesome? The Cookies and Cream Crumbl cookie. Much like the dualistic air sign, this cookie has two great flavors that come together to create an explosion of sweetness. The mutable sign will love the bits of chocolatey cookie bits mixed with the sugary cream.

Cancer- Sea Salt Toffee


I have often said that Cancerians are deep like the ocean. So it would only make sense that I would pair the cardinal water sign with a cookie that is flavored with sea salt. The moon children will appreciate the delicious blend of sweet and salty flavors as they bite into this cookie.

Leo- Birthday Cake


Leos love the spotlight. And honestly, they are so entertaining, they deserve the spotlight. The fixed fire signs would probably love it if they could celebrate their birthday every day. But since they can’t celebrate 24/7, they will have to settle for the delicious and colorful birthday cake cookie. They could probably top it with a tiny birthday candle.

Virgo- Macadamia Nut


Virgos are classy and pragmatic. But beneath that no-nonsense exterior, they are kind natured sweethearts. And that is why I paired them with the Macadamia Nut cookie. Like the mutable earth sign, the Macadamia Nut cookie is a classic cookie with bits of sweet macadamias mixed in.

Libra- Maple Bacon


Since Libras are the peacekeepers of the zodiac, they are all about balance. So they will love this perfectly balanced cookie. How is it perfectly balanced, you ask? The Maple Bacon cookie is the perfect blend of sweet and savory. The cardinal air sign will love the sugary maple mixed with the delectable bacon bits. 

Scorpio- Monster


Halloween happens right at the start of Scorpio season. So one could argue that Scorpios are one of the spookiest signs in the entire zodiac. You know what else is spooky? Monsters! The Monster cookie has so many different flavors that the fixed water sign will adore. It even has candy in it, which is perfect for a Halloween-adjacent zodiac sign!

Sagittarius- Dark Dream


I paired Sagittarians with the Dark Dream cookie because they are the dark horse of the zodiac. They have garnered quite a reputation for being broody and introspective. But they are also quite fun and known to be the life of the party. And if any cookie flavor could liven up a party it’s the decadent Dark Dream!

Capricorn- Gold Coin


Earth signs are known to be quite fiscally conscious. So naturally the cardinal earth sign, Capricorn, would be the most fiscally conscious. Though the sea goat prefers a green-back, I’m sure they wouldn’t turn down a gold coin. And that’s why I paired them with the Gold Coin cookie. It’s their classic frosted cookie topped with a cute gold coin.

Aquarius- Mystery


Aquarians are the most mysterious sign in the zodiac. What are they thinking? What are they feeling? Are they a water sign or an air sign? If they are an air sign, why are they represented by the Water-bearer? Since the fixed air sign is a mystery, it only makes sense that they are paired with Crumbl’s weekly Mystery flavor.

Pisces- Classic Pink Sugar


Pisces are known to be quite sweet and sentimental. They are endowed with a great sense of nostalgia, so they have a deep love for the classics. So naturally, I had to go pair them with a cookie that has classic in its name. Plus, I have never met a Pisces who did not look fabulous in pink.

Ophiuchus- Great American Cookie


Ophiuchus is not a real zodiac sign so they do not get a real Crumbl cookie. Instead, they get a Great American Cookie from the mall.

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